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[parody of the ring]

nope

Not even close...

skippy-the-Squirrel responds:

haha and yous are better? everyone check out this guys movies... they are fucking sad! god... you people should be shot

[ferrari race 3D]

sound?

YOu should have put some sound in and maybe made a little more happen

[Kaoss Kollection ofskits1]

YOU'RE MY TWIN

U LOOK EXACTLY LIKE ME ONLY DIFFERANT HAIR, LOL UR FUNNY

Kaos444 responds:

lol. hey a Twin...I ALWAYS WANTED ONE!.lol thanks for the reveiw.

[Bush's Slideshow]

You've made me change my mind...

I think I'm gonna vote for Bush now, thanks a lot for setting me straight man!

[Porta-Buddy]

1010010100102

4 payments of $6.95 is $27.80...u trying to rip me off?

Viper-Studios responds:

sadsly there is stupid people who would fall for it

[Compassion of the Bush]

It was really good...

I'm not anti-bush though so I have a few things to say, the rich make more money and pay more taxes so therefore got a bigger refund, where as middle-class citizens, such as myself make less money therefore don't get as big a refund... It works in a precentage rate... Like if he were to give a 10% tax refund (fictional percentage) to everybody in America, Let's say Joe Regular Paid 5,000 dolars in taxes he recieves a 500 dollar refund, but where as Jack Somebody paid 50,000 dollars in taxes he receives 5,000 dollars as a refund, Bush did this to help get our economy going, knowing that we would spend the money. Spending money makes the economy go 'round. :) I'm a Conservative Democrat BTW...

TheOtherTruth responds:

Thank you for your review.

A conservative Democrat? Funny! I do consider myself a liberal Republican. My views are so complex that I always get a confused look.

I, of course, am fully aware of why rich people get more tax money back. However, if we want to survive as a country it is incumbent that the wealthy bear this burden. This is universally true amongst wealthy western nations (I am sure that you know this as well)

I really do have to disagree about Bush getting the economy going, though.

I would describe his tax cuts as being akin to heroin. He artificially gave us a high (which also made us nauseous for a time). Once the drug wears off, we will require another infusion of the drug or we will feel sick again.

The only real correction is sound economic policy. I appreciate your well thought out review and commentary.

[Rasmallet]

ur no ritual famine

so give up that dream right now... Ur blatent wanna be suck-ass rip off of LQFA is not good... Although u got a few chuckles out of me....

[The War Of The Worlds]

Eh okay but there are several major flaws

1.It should be War of the World(singular) because there is only one world fighting. If this was intentional to try to make us think that this is a parody of a great Radio show that caused mass chaos back on holloween that one faithful holloween night, which aired on Orson Wells' Radio show to suck us in, then you should be killed, if not then It's understandable

2.The Russians were not the best example you could have used. The Soviets were just as bad if not worse than the nazi's.

4.Russia is a cold cold place there's no rainforest with small cabins in the middle of no where in Russia, The Nazi's would not waist there time on a small desolate cabin in the middle of nowhere, they would attack a village more likely

5.If The house was on fire the Mother wouldn't stand inside the whole time and mope over her dead child, she would get the hell out of the burning building

6.Brain is Grey not Pink

Other than that I guess it was okay

MarkOfTheBeast responds:

1.I didnt realize that this was a radio tv show. I named it after the book by HG Wells, thats based on war.

2.I take that as an insult. Russians were no where near as bad as nazis. Some of the leaders were forced to shoot theyre own, for fear of being shot themselves. This is NOWHERE near as bad as killing millions of people, including thousands of Jews, Russians, Polish.

4.I know damn well Russia is a cold place, but in summer (JUNE) it is around 30º Celcius. Russia isnt always snowing, and yes, I realize they probably wouldve attacked a village.
5.Flames dont burn forever.

6.Im sorry about not being 100% accurate on the human anatomy. That was not the point.

Thanks for the review.

[Final Fantasy 2]

No offense..

I have a dsl...but this should have a preloader because of it's size. This might not have been blammed if it had a preloader...you should have just used the newground preloader

[Dead Leaves]

good graphics

...but the white stripes blow cock. The drummer don't even know how to play the drums! Find a better band to do, like metallica.