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[parody of the ring]

nope

Not even close...

skippy-the-Squirrel responds:

haha and yous are better? everyone check out this guys movies... they are fucking sad! god... you people should be shot

[ferrari race 3D]

sound?

YOu should have put some sound in and maybe made a little more happen

[Kaoss Kollection ofskits1]

YOU'RE MY TWIN

U LOOK EXACTLY LIKE ME ONLY DIFFERANT HAIR, LOL UR FUNNY

Kaos444 responds:

lol. hey a Twin...I ALWAYS WANTED ONE!.lol thanks for the reveiw.

[Bush's Slideshow]

You've made me change my mind...

I think I'm gonna vote for Bush now, thanks a lot for setting me straight man!

[Porta-Buddy]

1010010100102

4 payments of $6.95 is $27.80...u trying to rip me off?

Viper-Studios responds:

sadsly there is stupid people who would fall for it

[Rasmallet]

ur no ritual famine

so give up that dream right now... Ur blatent wanna be suck-ass rip off of LQFA is not good... Although u got a few chuckles out of me....

[The War Of The Worlds]

Eh okay but there are several major flaws

1.It should be War of the World(singular) because there is only one world fighting. If this was intentional to try to make us think that this is a parody of a great Radio show that caused mass chaos back on holloween that one faithful holloween night, which aired on Orson Wells' Radio show to suck us in, then you should be killed, if not then It's understandable

2.The Russians were not the best example you could have used. The Soviets were just as bad if not worse than the nazi's.

4.Russia is a cold cold place there's no rainforest with small cabins in the middle of no where in Russia, The Nazi's would not waist there time on a small desolate cabin in the middle of nowhere, they would attack a village more likely

5.If The house was on fire the Mother wouldn't stand inside the whole time and mope over her dead child, she would get the hell out of the burning building

6.Brain is Grey not Pink

Other than that I guess it was okay

MarkOfTheBeast responds:

1.I didnt realize that this was a radio tv show. I named it after the book by HG Wells, thats based on war.

2.I take that as an insult. Russians were no where near as bad as nazis. Some of the leaders were forced to shoot theyre own, for fear of being shot themselves. This is NOWHERE near as bad as killing millions of people, including thousands of Jews, Russians, Polish.

4.I know damn well Russia is a cold place, but in summer (JUNE) it is around 30º Celcius. Russia isnt always snowing, and yes, I realize they probably wouldve attacked a village.
5.Flames dont burn forever.

6.Im sorry about not being 100% accurate on the human anatomy. That was not the point.

Thanks for the review.

[Final Fantasy 2]

No offense..

I have a dsl...but this should have a preloader because of it's size. This might not have been blammed if it had a preloader...you should have just used the newground preloader